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Dan after he takes a shower: Dan Towell

Dan in a bad mood: Dan Fowell

Dan stays up all night: Dan Owell

Dan gets angry: Dan Growell

Dan learns grammar: Dan Vowell

Dan gets married: Dan Lester


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imperiousness:

reyguns:

imperiousness:

welcome to ohio we have

  • corn

motherfucker you wanna talk corn? i moved here from indiana

all the best sentences start with ‘motherfucker you wanna talk corn’


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I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that


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apolojizzing:

officialteacher:

apolojizzing:

I need to go to the bath room

you should have gone during lunch

do not


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rainbowsmudge:

deanwinchestersshortshorts:

ys-ella:

maestremadness:

my-british-soul:

lado-sur:

renal-agenesis:

The Game of Life.

oh my god

what an interesting way to look at things.

lifes a gamble

and death always wins

because death has nothing to lose

wow.

Or maybe because Death’s a cheating whore look at that fuck hiding cards under his bony ass

HO GAWD


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awwww-cute:

Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic
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awwww-cute:

Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic


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It's in the motherfucking bagging area

Anonymous asked: I ASKED SALLY and she said you would know the answer to whether the universe is a relevant thing. Whether it was cantaloupes or rockmelon?? Hmm... nice glabella.

Ahh, Sally is a nice person. Well, Sally could’ve told you, she knows that the Universe is only relevant because the Universe wants to be relevant. The Universe wants to be noticed, alike the rest of us. It just wants its little bit of attention. As for cantaloupes, rockmelon always dies. Like ants, y’know? And thankyou, I grew it myself :)


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tattoooedhearts:

before listening to beyoncé

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after listening to beyoncé

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chernobylistic:

goopygoodra:

why are 力 and カ different things like what the hell japanese

image


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genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa
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zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa


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phoenix5power:

This actually made me fucking cry.
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phoenix5power:

This actually made me fucking cry.


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nue:

how did i even find this website


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It's in the motherfucking bagging area
juststrokemyglabella.tumblr.com
What fucks do you actually give about this little box thing? I mean, you probably think you're high because you have no idea whether this is your dash or my blog.... I could be talking about ax murdering zebras and using their testicles as light posts or something in this description, but obviously I'm not. So what do you want to know? You could do the nice thing and leave a question in my ask, that'd be cool... I'm Brenna by the way, nice to meet you, how is life? do you like bull fur? it kind of tastes like salted fish. I find photography interesting, and filmmkaing... see? you're getting to know me! I'm pissing myself off at all the grammar and spellig errors in this shit... hm. Pineapples.