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emilianadarling:

deanobanion:


"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

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HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.
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emilianadarling:

deanobanion:

"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

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HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.


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livingina-hidingplace:

faineemae:

"You plagiarized a sentence in an essay? Expelled & we’ll make it hard for you to enroll into another school ever again."

"You raped and assaulted a student on campus? You can come back to school."

fuck the education system

I will never NOT reblog this.


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singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
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singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns


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joshpecksmom:

joshpeck:

joshpecksmom:

how to not sell shampoo: “moist”

but you bought it…


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joshpecksmom:

joshpeck:

joshpecksmom:

how to not sell shampoo: “moist”

but you bought it…

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sansaslays:

I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again


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makeitearlgrey:

bard-of-time-will-be-late:

underscorex:

THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEANCARRY THE WATERREMOVE THE WATER

Actually! This was a very clever setup by a team of divers in the Arctic, I believe. The person is upside down, their bouyancy belt calibrated just so that they are slightly lighter than water, and able to walk upside down on the ice. In the first segment, when his mask vents, watch the bubbles flow DOWNWARD, which is really the up that we know. Science is really fricking cool!


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makeitearlgrey:

bard-of-time-will-be-late:

underscorex:

THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

CARRY THE WATER

REMOVE THE WATER

Actually! This was a very clever setup by a team of divers in the Arctic, I believe. The person is upside down, their bouyancy belt calibrated just so that they are slightly lighter than water, and able to walk upside down on the ice. In the first segment, when his mask vents, watch the bubbles flow DOWNWARD, which is really the up that we know. Science is really fricking cool!

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myheart137:

capt9rs:

chepibola:

rnozzarellasticks:

memeluvr2:

my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi

I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHO ARE YOU TEXTING” AND I PANICKED AND SAID “LUIGI”

GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI

luigi! at the disco

i’ve reblogged 3 variations of this already


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wicked-mint-leaves:

i saw this image today… i liked it but did not reblog. I started thinking “what if I never see this glorious masterpiece again?”, yet  did not come back. I tried to tell myself that this image is meaningless, it does not even suit my blog… But I remembered it again, this magnificent beautiful skeleton drinking pepsi in a shower while it’s bones are being moisturized by this gently flowing water. I started to regret it. Deeply. But then, it came back on my dash! Without any thinking required I clicked the reblog button. Now, this glorious gif shall stay on my blog forever as a reminder that miracles do happen.
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wicked-mint-leaves:

i saw this image today… i liked it but did not reblog. I started thinking “what if I never see this glorious masterpiece again?”, yet  did not come back. I tried to tell myself that this image is meaningless, it does not even suit my blog… But I remembered it again, this magnificent beautiful skeleton drinking pepsi in a shower while it’s bones are being moisturized by this gently flowing water. I started to regret it. Deeply. But then, it came back on my dash! Without any thinking required I clicked the reblog button. Now, this glorious gif shall stay on my blog forever as a reminder that miracles do happen.


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Good pick up line: Nice shirt, I love that band.
Better pick up line: Nice shirt, I'm in that band.

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fruitloopluke:

mom: what do you even do when you’re locked up in your room all day?

me:image


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Passive aggressive Witch

baltharus:

I don’t curse people, I bless everyone around them.


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brue:

MacKenzi Heyman sings with Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy!

MacKenzi Heyman

Published on Aug 25, 2014

Hey guys, I had the amazing opportunity to sing with my favorite singer, Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy at the Monumentour in Irvine. It was one of the best moments of my life! I hope you enjoy the video! Thank you Patrick for letting me sing with you, it was an honor!


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fuqyourlies:

reasonswhydansafail:

sleepingartist:

urbancatfitters:

if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

the first album : “Unknown album”

the hit single: “track 1”

album art

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Some people wanna watch the world burn


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It's in the motherfucking bagging area
juststrokemyglabella.tumblr.com
What fucks do you actually give about this little box thing? I mean, you probably think you're high because you have no idea whether this is your dash or my blog.... I could be talking about ax murdering zebras and using their testicles as light posts or something in this description, but obviously I'm not. So what do you want to know? You could do the nice thing and leave a question in my ask, that'd be cool... I'm Brenna by the way, nice to meet you, how is life? do you like bull fur? it kind of tastes like salted fish. I find photography interesting, and filmmkaing... see? you're getting to know me! I'm pissing myself off at all the grammar and spellig errors in this shit... hm. Pineapples.