People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows 

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I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.

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you got designer shades just to hide your face and you wear them around like you’re cooler than me and you never say hey or remember my name and its probably cause you think you’re cooler than me

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what is snoop dogg even doing with his life

uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LIONimage

no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy


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dash is getting slow
reblog and draw a face on this head

first, draw only the eyes.


Game Over.
We’re not doing this.
imageGood night.

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im just an asshole with feelings

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*leans against wall*

*sips a capri sun*


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If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”


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tearingwings said: I want you to know that if that's you in your avatar, you're really pretty. I saw that you wished for an ask so I thought I'd help :)

Aw :3 It is me, and I am truly flattered! You’re an amazing person, please stay happy! You made my day! xox

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tearingwings said: Also, an AWFUL three line fan fiction based on URL ;D : He watched you with an intensity you had never seen before and you had grown so impatient that finally you urged him, "Just do it, come on!" He did not hesitate and sighed appreciatively as he stroked your glabella, "Wow, your eyebrows are on point." Surprise, this isn't about sex, this is about your style-savvy gay best friend. Okay, so that's more three sentences than three lines buuuuut

this is amazing and makes me smile so much, thankyou!!! xox

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Anonymous said: random reminder that you're really cool

Hahhahahahahahhaha i am so not cool! But thankyou for sharing 5your opinion! xx

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Anonymous said: Hi I love you!

that was such a random act of kindness thankyou! xx

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Anonymous said: I hope you have a wonderful day, PS they'd be great to put rotisserie style kebabs in


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What fucks do you actually give about this little box thing? I mean, you probably think you're high because you have no idea whether this is your dash or my blog.... I could be talking about ax murdering zebras and using their testicles as light posts or something in this description, but obviously I'm not. So what do you want to know? You could do the nice thing and leave a question in my ask, that'd be cool... I'm Brenna by the way, nice to meet you, how is life? do you like bull fur? it kind of tastes like salted fish. I find photography interesting, and filmmkaing... see? you're getting to know me! I'm pissing myself off at all the grammar and spellig errors in this shit... hm. Pineapples.