The Game of Life.
oh my god
what an interesting way to look at things.
lifes a gamble
and death always wins
because death has nothing to lose
Or maybe because Death’s a cheating whore look at that fuck hiding cards under his bony ass
It's in the motherfucking bagging area
Anonymous asked: I ASKED SALLY and she said you would know the answer to whether the universe is a relevant thing. Whether it was cantaloupes or rockmelon?? Hmm... nice glabella.
Ahh, Sally is a nice person. Well, Sally could’ve told you, she knows that the Universe is only relevant because the Universe wants to be relevant. The Universe wants to be noticed, alike the rest of us. It just wants its little bit of attention. As for cantaloupes, rockmelon always dies. Like ants, y’know? And thankyou, I grew it myself :)